File this under “Yuck!”
Admit it, you’ve been crushing on Justin Bieber ever since the first time you heard him croon “Baby.” And in news that will almost certainly result in a mayjuh legal rumble for the pop tart, sex-charged Beliebers could find themselves romping with the Well-Coiffed One.
It’s all thanks to an online adult store determined to cash in on “Beaver Fever” with the introduction of a controversial new sex doll.
The aptly named “Just-in-Beaver” is marketed to ladies and gays. The packaging provides a dash of comic relief (as if its very existence isn’t comedy enough), coming complete with a box blasting the taglines “I’m not gay! (OK maybe a lil’)” and “I wanna be your boy toy!”
The love doll is the brainchild of Pipedream Productions, the adult novelty company behind XXX-rated inflatable caricatures of Lady Gaga, Jennifer Lopez, Beyonce and most recently Miley Cyrus. Not pleased to be in the presence of such divas, a furious Cyrus hit the roof when she learned that Pipedream was using her likeness to line their pockets.
Her lawyers quickly put together a defamation of character suit against the brand, seeking an unspecified sum in damages and suspension of the doll’s sales. The product was eventually discontinued.
We suspect “Just-in Beaver” will meet a similar fate — so better stock up while the gettin’s good. The Justin Bieber Sex Doll is currently on sale and retails for about $26.
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