lunes, 17 de diciembre de 2012


Fri, 01/06/2012 - 11:12 by John Hill Apparently both Justin Timberlake and Usher were present at Justin Bieber's popstar conception (popstar conception), and if MTV is to Bieberlieved (see what we did there?), Timberlake was within a hair's breadth of gaining a controlling stake in the precocious little ratbag before finally being outdone by Usher. Can you imagine how different things could have been if he'd won? How much better?

Oh baby, baby, baby. Unfortunately that's not how things went down yo, and now, instead of a charming crooner with magical feet, we've got a cheeky little sod whose ego is threatening to put even Bono's to shame. Yay! Another, bigger Bono! What more could the world want? Two Sean Penns perhaps? Or how about disposable plates made of dog poo?

Anyway, this story isn't about Bieber's past, but Bieber's present, and in his present he's becoming clumsier and more lethargic as the huge ego we mentioned actually starts to take physical form, pressing on the back of his eyes and blurring his vision to the point where, at a concert last night in Paris, he fell into a glass wall. Yep, that's right, A CELEBRITY FELL OVER AGAIN. CALL THE FUNNY PAPERS (Via TMZ)

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